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micdotcom:

11 ways to solve rape better than nail polish

The more we depend on women to prevent rape, the easier it is to blame them when it happens to them. Here’s a look at the well-documented ways we can actually stop rape. Maybe it’s time we invest a little more time and resources into implementing them before we send gallons of nail polish to colleges across the country.

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yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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Jeremy Renner // insp

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Oh, Peralta, I almost forgot. My girls made you a card to thank you for keeping me safe.”

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the aliens are trying to side with us, prepare for the ultimate betrayal 

nine days of brooklyn nine-nine day 1: favorite episode: Party
"Everyone here needs some instruction on interacting with grown-ups. Here are the rules: no staring at your phones, no rolling in two hours late, no sweatpants, no jeans and no shorts. And everyone, bring a bottle of wine."

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I HAVE A COOL TAIL WOAH

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